Never Mind the Bumwhore

Wed Sep 15 2010 - Wed Sep 22 2010


Scotti wants to be an actor. He wants it badly. He's also in deep debt. So when Asif offers him big bucks of course he agrees.
Asif believes in The Secret - visualise and it will happen! But now Scotti and his girlfriend Harriet are confronted with what to do with Asif's wife. Is murder ever justified?

'Never Mind The Bumwhore follows Scotti, a disillusioned out of work actor who is propositioned by Asif, a rich businessman, into regular paid sexual encounters. Over the next few months, Scotti becomes accustomed to large amounts of money. Asif shares his insights of cosmic ordering and 'The Secret' - in order to succeed in life, one must read the signals and take every opportunity the universe presents to them. During one such sexual encounter, Asif has a heart attack. Scotti sees this incident as a sign to fleece Asif's house, sell his positions and set up life in America. Harriet, Scotti's girlfriend, comes to the flat to help. Charlotte, Asif's wife, returns home unexpectedly. Scotti knocks her unconscious.

When Charlotte awakes, Scotti and Harriet are left with the predicament. Do they let Charlotte go and run the risk of being caught; Or kill her and start their lives afresh, safe in the knowledge that the universe has finally provided for them.'

7.30pm 15/09, 6pm 19/09, 9.30pm 22/09 (85 Minutes)
$20/$16

http://thesydneyfringe.com.au/shows/never-mind-bumwhore